He jumped in and meowed until i closed the door, maybe he thinks he is going in to space
Ground control to major Tom
it’s approaching fall which means it’s almost “leggings/scarves/snow/uggs/oversized sweaters/pumpkin spice lattes/wanting someone to cuddle with” season which means it’s also almost “complain about teenage girls and the things they like to do in the fall” season and I want y’all to know I am Not Here For That and I will defend teenage girls forever
are you uh, having some trouble?
R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
what does this even mean?? i’m gonna take it as things i’m interested in. and let’s just do 5 i should be sleeping. linguistics, medicine, anatomy, creative writing, magical girls
E - How many holes I have in my ears.
one in each! i never wear earrings though, they get caught in my hair.
X - If I’ve done something I regret very much.
i kind of regret it now, but at the time i didn’t.
A - If I’m in love.
in love with myself
N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
i trash talk my friends 24/7 but they know it’s in a loving way. i love my friends and to be BRUTALLY HONEST (get it. because this is brutal honesty hour) i would probably be in a really really bad place without them.
cuddling is probably one of the most passionate forms of love there is because you just feel so safe and close to the person and it feels like all your worries go away and it’s one of the greatest feelings in the world
H - The last person I hugged.
oh god. is it bad that i can’t think of anyone?
i had my head on someone else’s shoulder as we watched tv. that’s literally all i can think of hahah (oh god why)
literally like. i’m not ~~~attracted to~~~ my friends but. they’re all attractive. like, wow. fuck. i am surrounded by hot people. i hope other people see how hot my friends are. i hope they see us in a group and are like “holy shit. so many hot people. hot as stars. that’s less of a clique and more of a constellation”
PEOPLE GIVING YOU A NICKNAME
PEOPLE ALWAYS CALLING YOU BY THAT NICKNAME
"what’s up everybody it’s Cr1TiKaL, I’ve just been elected President of the United States, let’s do this shit."
i have so many questions, like
am i in love with you? what do i want to do after college? why is my english ivy dying? how can i marry lara croft?
what will happen in the next episode of swimming anime?
what feelings will the ggsr question next?
why is alice such a nerd?
why is ella so mean to the mushrooms?
because i love you. tough love. *punches you in the face* i love you