pangur-and-grim:

there was enough room on the raft 

ljlyall:

ljlyall:

The dean of students took the wheels from my heelys I feel like Lucifer stripped of his wings

I have to walk down the hallways like a common wench and I’m LIVID

unadulteratedpiratepizza:

duccibag:

vine walked so tik tok could soar: a compilation

tik tok has a much more surreal quality to it then vine

forestwildflower:

anybodyandsomebody:

bangedbysatan:

bangedbysatan:

Tumblr would enjoy this I thought

I love reading how my video of my dogs cured people’s depression. They’re so wholesome.

Dog 1: Mesmerized, pure, wholesome

Dog 2: Absolute madman

I’ve watched this 5 times and each time is better than the last

delcat177:

megdanger:

voreno-giogorenna:

i love that everyone who absorbs any and all mcelroy content starts to talk like That

This is so unnervingly accurate tho. Like my boyfriend has only been on the periphery of my mcelroy obsession and the other night at the bar he referred to our bartender as “that good juicy boy”

ok but I literally actually just got on here to crosspost this:

Me @ Safeway: (Griffin McElroy voice) Hey. Hey you need to help me, because I’m an oldman and my bones hurt. Please let me buy your epsom salts for my oldman bones. SIR. HEY. MY BONES. EXCUSE ME.

undercitytwerkteam:

things that are good, in no particular order:

• animals with markings that look like eyebrows
• animals with markings that look like socks
  

ashtheavaricious:

link makes a Pretty Good Face the first time he finishes a shrine and has magic happen to him.

gay-slime:

Minecraft: plays creepy audio cue from being in below 7 level lighting whilst I mine and craft peacefully

Me, running out of the cave, arms full of cobblestone: HELLO????

incorrect-into-the-spiderverse:

dorknewton:

I’m BI I’m HOMELESS I have RADIATION POISONING and I’m NEW IN TOWN

-Peter Parker, Into the Spiderverse (2018)

pastabot:

booty shorts that say “i wish i was listening to Barracuda by Heart right now!”

hatefuhk:

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

mayormclovin:

worldsworstfather:

2dphobic:

worldsworstfather:

wish i was a cat. soft & warm & fat. in a little wizard hat.

this post is especially good when read as a haiku

mixedican:

soupquinze:

mixedican:

whos granny smith where shes getting all of these damb apples.

fun fact! granny smith is nabed aftr marea am smift frugh huh dibrack blarn eat showegh whale snert yargh hugh mort B

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hhngh… .. .. .…. … . ..

j

eeach day i learn some more ! :) thank you for the share

fozzie:

howls moving castle: howls vain obsession with beauty is his fatal flaw. this is made extremely clear in numerous circumstances. this is supposed to be the thing you dont like about him

all of us including me: hhgfgh howl … pretty ………